- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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