Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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