Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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