A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Anti Joke

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