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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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