Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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