- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

women's rights

Then none of us want to be right.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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