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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whats up and also down? your mum

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What? Why?

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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