Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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