What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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