What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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so...um, yeah

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Women's Professional _________

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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