- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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