Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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