Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Blacks

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

This is not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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