I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

The GOV and the WHO?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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