Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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