"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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