How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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69.9

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Kony 2012

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Good to see you today!

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