How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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