QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Hi

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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hrih

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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