Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A man walks around a bar.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Runescape.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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