A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Swag.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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