A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

The Holocaust

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

A fat man on a moped

Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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