Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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