- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hard cheese

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Cancer.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

no

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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