- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock knock!? . . No.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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