Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

j.p. is dumb

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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