- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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