what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Whats the defination of cruelty

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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