- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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