Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Your mom went to college

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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