3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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This is funny.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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