- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.