- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Shea's sty....

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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