All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Albert your flies undone.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

This is funny.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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