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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

a. why? b. because

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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