- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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