Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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