What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

test

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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