- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A seal walks into a club.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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