- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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