- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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