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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Your face

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Netflix and chill

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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