- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

were at work systems r down

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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