What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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what's black and can't swim?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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