what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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cancer

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get in the car.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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