- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

c-? men, C-men

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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