- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

knock knock go away!!!

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