- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Im gay What about you

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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