There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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