- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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