What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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