Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

I like touching my boobs

Your face is hilarious.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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