- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock knock Shut up

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