If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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