Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A paralysed man falls over.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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