- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

ur gay

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

your life

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I agree to the terms and conditions

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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