- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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