want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

John Cena for president

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why can't jokes spit?

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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