what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

The duck didn't cross the road.

your life

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

ur gay

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why did the zebra cross the road?

Your face

My name is me I like fired chicken!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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