- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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