Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

what's the difference between a duck?

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

F? No k

womens rights

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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