- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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