A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A fat man on a moped

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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