What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Chikin nuggets

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I went to the store and I fell

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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